If you share a UNIX host with me, did you finger my account? You'll find my direct work and mobile phone numbers there. Or, just memorize 1-8-666-PTUDOR to make me pay four cents a minute to listen to you. If you wanna foot the bill for talking my ear off, call me direct at 310-774-3502. (Honestly those numbers won't work right this moment, call my mobile instead: 619-549-6006)

You can send email to ptudor at this domain. Too bad about mailto links. If you're really sad and hurt that I didn't respond to your email, I'm really sorry. Call me up on the phone instead. There's a good chance that since I wasn't expecting your email, it just fell into the trash with the other spam sorted by three filters: fifty thousand in 2004.