Hello World

come.to/lovesexy

destruction of privacy:

Learn about ptudor.net or ptudor.com or bellptudor.com or daveworld.org or, most importantly, pt933, as I may as well be called.

My PGP public key.

If you're interested in paying me excessive amounts of cash, check out my resume, available locally [old] or at monster.com [current].

movies which do not suck:

In no particular order...

Brazil
Trainspotting
Run Lola Run
Endless Bread
Unzipped
Eyes Wide Shut
Sirens
Contempt
The Apartment
The Big One

musicians with powerful talent:

In a very particular order...

Prince
Lisa Germano
Dimitri from Paris
Spearhead
The Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy
Princess Superstar
PM Dawn

If the music is by Prince or Dimitri from Paris, I can dance. Otherwise? Not too likely.

what i do with my life:

I work at a little place called monster.com, a division of TMP Worldwide. We're a profitable dotcom. I work in Network Operations doing UNIX and Cisco stuff, including DNS, mail, routing, load-balancing across dual data centers, etc, etc, blah blah blah. Your typical nerd stuff. I worked in the Indianapolis office for a few months before transferring to Mass in early 2000.

I listen to too much Prince. I'm in love with my car, a 2000 black New Beetle. Glasses are sexy. I hate my expensive rent. Vodka and bottled water can make the night complete. Buttercup is my favorite Powerpuff Girl. If I were rich I'd have Cherry Coke on tap. My new passport has stamps from Paris, the Channel Tunnel, and Philadelphia. My old passport has stamps from Cairns (QLD), San Francisco, and Chicago; I guess the Germans were out of ink. During the Carter administration my parents were married, I was born, and my father died. HTML was meant to be edited by hand. I'm iNTp (60%, 90%, 90%, 60%). Arlington, Mass is dead after 7pm. I won't ever gamble. My username on AIM is bellptudor. "My So-Called Life" and "The Critic" were the two greatest television shows ever, but you already knew that. I'm a registered Libertarian and a party member, but I'll always vote for the best candidate ("The best candidate" is never Republican). The best trousers are from Next.

Kenneth Cole makes the best clothing on earth, excluding of course pants. I almost found excellent Kenneth Cole pants, but the fabric was all wrong. The dress shirts are wicked cool and the shoes can't look any better. And when recently shopping for a new suit, I stared at racks and racks of suits that did nothing for me. Just as hope was fading, I found suit with the perfect color, perfect look, and perfect fit. And on the inside of the coat there it was: "Kenneth Cole." Thank god it was on sale.

In a perfect world I think I'd live in the Netherlands, grow pot, and own a small club that weekly had "Manic Mondays" with nothing but Prince and related artists blasting from the speakers. You'd breathe sexiness like air.

what i used do with my life:

I worked for the Indiana Higher Education Telecommunications System (IHETS); I was pretty much responsible for making sure that voice over data stuff worked. I was also secondary admin for the ind.net Solaris boxes. And I did fair amount with Cisco's IOS on hardware ranging from 2501s up to 7513s. Oh yeah, and BPXs too.

I was a Religious Studies major at IUPUI until I discovered Money. I'll have a degree one of these years. In the meantime, I try to keep my mind in action, currently by working through the Qur'an.

more pictures of me:

My second day at IHETS (1997)
Self portait at Maya's apartment (1997)
Me and Sylwia at the IMAX in Indy (1996)
With long hair in Munich (1995)
Old desk at IHETS (1998)

Someday I'll scan my Mass License and passport, those are some good pictures. I've also got some of me at Monster somewhere. I look almost the same, just more pissed off. It hurts to smile.